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CAN'T WAIT FOR THE '24' SEASON PREMIERE?
“THE ROOKIE” OFFERS EXCITING NEW CONTENT NOW

Degree Men® Delivers New Branded Entertainment Adventures On-Demand and On-Line

CHICAGO (March 17, 2008) - It's been nearly a year since television audiences have seen Jack Bauer, but the counter terrorism battle rages on. For fans who can't wait until January 2009 for the return of '24', Degree Men® presents The Rookie: Day 3 Extraction.

The Rookie: Day 3 Extraction digital shorts chronicle the further adventures of American Counter Terrorism agent, Jason Blaine. Set within the same high-stakes world as '24', Blaine races against the clock to try rescue his boss, who is kidnapped by a nefarious drug cartel. This year's digital shorts will be released in six chapters, with each lasting three to four minutes.

Rodney Charters, ASC, CSC, who has directed past episodes of '24', directs The Rookie: Day 3 Extraction and delivers the trademark style and universe of the Fox Emmy-winning hit.

“We've done everything possible to keep The Rookie: Day 3 Extraction true to the '24' universe,” said Charters. “The storyline will help get fans of the show excited for Season Seven and bring our brand to life in a have-to-see way.”
Catch the Action…When and Where You Want
Degree Men protects men like The Rookie ... men who take risks and meet any challenge head on. Because those men are always on the move, Degree Men is giving fans access to The Rookie: Day 3 Extraction when they want it, where they want it. The shorts, which will debut on Monday, March 17, will be available in the Searchlight section of Comcast's On Demand service, www.DegreeRookie.com, while DirecTV will debut the content on Monday, April 7 on channel 115.

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