The Best of the Worst, The Worst of the Best
Video Sewer provides sardonic reviews of the best and worst movies genre-viewing has to offer
Video Sewer plumbs the depths for the movies you always wanted to watch, but couldn't bring yourself to actually rent, you sick puppy.
Video Sewer employs the awesome 'pint-of-beer' ratings system: from absolute dreck, an upside-down empty pint, to 5 frothy pints - enough to pickle even the most liver-hardened viewer!
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Why waste your time puzzling over the latest shiny DVD case of some degenerate piece of Euro-Trash programming when your chances of later slapping your forehead in anguish are so great?
Let Video Sewer take the blows for you, letting you know just how much of the Good Stuff you can expect, or if you should hunt down and kick in the shins the hacks who directed the latest exploitationer.
Video Sewer will happily review any piece of junk you might be curious about, but unwilling to waste your own time and money to see, including crummy sap-fests targeted at adolescent girls, if need be. Plus, Video Sewer will frequently review whatever the hell it wants to.
Video Sewer, implementing macro-essentials and challenge-formatted viewing resolutions for the discerning cinephile since 1999.
Orange and Orange Enterprises 2005
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